- All episodes of MASH directed by Alan Alda to be destroyed immediately.
- MasterChef will fuck right off and not return. Ever.
- Marshmallows. A steady supply of them delivered fresh daily. White, not pink.
- A letter from the Queen. I don’t care what’s in it, but ideally she’d use the C-word.
- Vodafone Arena to be renamed Tina Arena Arena.
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